A Warning
What you are about to see may shock, terrify, and scare you beyond belief. I do not take any responsibility for what may happen at this site. That means that if your hair turns white or falls out while visiting my page, it's your own fault. That is why I am not recommending this for anyone under the age of three! Enter at your own risk!
Entrance (You've been warned!)
Fast connection
(graphics, sound, and Java)
Slow connection
(nothing)
Note: Actually, this page won't scare you at all. If your hair does turn white or fall out it will probally be because you were laughing at my poor excuse of a web page.